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What happens in Asian massage parlors?

Public Comments

1. A little rub and tug...and WHAM...a happy ending.
2. They're called steam and creams for a reason.
3. For the right amount of cash, hopefully a very happy ending!!!!
4. Everything is considered, depending on what you want to pay for.
5. Do you really want to know? OK. But naturally, this doesn't apply to ALL Asian massage parlors. You go in, undress, put on a towel (maybe some tiny shorts they provide if they don't know you). If they have a steam room, you'll sit in there for about 5-10 mins. Then, they take you to small room where they bathe you with lots of soap and hot water. After that, you go to a dry sauna for 5-10 mins. Now it's time for the massage. First, you lie face down while they massage your back, legs, arms, butt, etc. Then you flip over, where you a little light massage, and perhaps a massage of your privates which generally leads to what is known as a happy ending. Afterward, they clean you up and help you get dressed.
6. What happens in Asian massage parlors stays in Asian massage parlors!!